Check it twice
The Department of Christmas Affairs uses the Global Behaviour Tracking Network and data mining technology to determine who will be in good favour come Christmas.
We've made the list and ask that you check it twice to be sure of your naughty or nice status before contacting the Department.
Can't find your name?
The First Assistant Secretary of Naughty Behaviour Processing, Enforcement and Rehabilitation has the List Modernisation & Revitalisation (LMR) team working overtime to add new names to the list.
If your name is missing, submit it here and we will add it to our processing cue.